May 29th | 10,273 notes
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
May 29th | 1,006 notes
Going to find a fan fic.
Expectations: Quality work with punctuation, good relevant details, dynamic characters, OTP.
Reality: My Immortal.
May 29th | 19,543 notes
Every time my mother nags at me, →
I’m always tempted to be like:
But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race:
(Source: gigglingbean)
May 29th | 211,591 notes
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